Sunday, July 27, 2014
lilylilymine:

dragondicks:


applemaiden submitted:


I thought you might like this predicted dystopian future.

if I suddenly came into a bunch of money I would open a bar called “the suffragette bar” and sell ice cream and pretzels and in the evenings sell colourful cocktails and have old art like this up on the walls.

I want to go there.

lilylilymine:

dragondicks:

I thought you might like this predicted dystopian future.

if I suddenly came into a bunch of money I would open a bar called “the suffragette bar” and sell ice cream and pretzels and in the evenings sell colourful cocktails and have old art like this up on the walls.

I want to go there.

(Source: megacycles)

mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

(Source: kaliskadyami)

bitchesaloud:

drakefan666:

a set of tags i was never prepared for

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culturevulturette:

If you ever wanted to know what the racing thoughts that go with a severe bout of anxiety are like, here is an absolutely fantastic artistic representation.  

culturevulturette:

If you ever wanted to know what the racing thoughts that go with a severe bout of anxiety are like, here is an absolutely fantastic artistic representation.  

(Source: annfriedman)

dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time

chrisbrinleejr:

Took Finch on her first camping trip for my birthday this weekend.

kenerics:

who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

(Source: hippopotalust)